WordPress was so kind to send me a review of my year of blogging. I like the way they have used the image of fireworks, like my entry into Blogland was so explosive and all. I mean really, the world will never be the same again. History books will be rewritten, they will read – 2012: Sophia, the amazing and hilariously quick witted Taco entered the blogosphere. Billions of readers the world over created a cult following and a new religion was formed – Tacology. Believers think that they were all born from a giant vagina. Oh wait, that really is where we all come from (size of vagina in question is open for discussion). My bad.
Here is my report:
Here’s an excerpt:
600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 4,100 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 7 years to get that many views.
Things that tickled my funny bone:
1. My 2 posts about boobs were the most popular. This doesn’t surprise me really because everyone likes boobs. Men love them, women have them, babies drink from them and children jiggle them. Win win all ’round.
2. I found my most popular search terms interesting. It seems that girls/women are still slightly obsessed with Eddie Vedder as evidenced by the search term ‘Eddie Vedder’s Wife’. Obviously that is not me, but once upon a time I wished it was. You can read about my fantasies here. The other search term I found intriguing was – ‘Cats Reading’. Come on, really? I have something to tell you folks. Cats can’t actually read! But if you really want to search for that you will find that it leads you to this post.
3. Most commented on post was one about how much my baby’s shit stinks. You guys are a classy lot aren’t you? Ok, in all seriousness, the post in question was the one about whether on not to start using cloth nappies, and I have learnt that cloth vs. disposable is a very hot topic indeed!
4. But the most interesting fact of all to me is this: I noticed that whenever I checked my blog stats there was quite often a referring view from Pinterest from this picture –
I posted this in the one about reclaiming my mojo. Well, I decided to actually go investigate who had repinned this picture. Oh my gawd! You wouldn’t believe what I found! My toes are now a proud member of a ‘Legs Feet’ board belonging to what I can only assume is a dude with a foot fetish. My feet sit alongside pictures of half naked girls with their arses up in the air, snatchburger sticking out wearing red latex stilettos and manicured toes being licked or sucked on and women wearing slutty heels, legs akimbo squatting onto a mirror. I find this finding super funny and am somewhat proud of having my feet on display amongst such lovely legs, toes and vaginas.